Tim has a lens that creates things like this:
I want one!
And also, this boy can write some exquisite emails on the subject, such as follows:
Hey dude,
I can't write much, cause I have a Pentateuch essay to write (Gen
6:1-8... Yikes!)
Check out lensbaby.com. Not too expensive for the lens & I think you
would have a LOT of fun with one!
TCG.><>.
P.S.: I'm sure he'll hate me for posting this : )